The “semantic web” needs some work

So-called "machine intelligence" lets Google interpret the "semantic web", trying to derive meaning from patterns of language and the association of concepts.

Well, here's what the machine thinks of the United States.  Each state is labeled with the top Google autosuggest term returned when you begin to search for that state's name:

I think I'll head to New England, since the rest of the Union seems to be watching football.